The romance suggested in this photo is quite moving. Equality is sexy. A woman turning a man around and arousing him from behind is sexy. Rubbing her mons on his tailbone and reaching around to his cock is sexy. Soon he’ll be face down, on the floor or on the bed, moaning in pleasure as she licks his balls and his anus from behind, before clicking open a tube of lubricant. True love.
In a movie … love it
Ok, it’s a great pop culture moment. But a movie scene yet to be done is one where being fingered or pegged is the guy’s idea, or she brings it up and he’s interested. Either way, the guy’s attitude towards being penetrated would be one of eagerness and pleasure, not uncertainty and fear. Pop culture has yet to reach that point with straight male anal eroticism. Here’s hoping it’s not long in coming.
WARNING ABOUT A REALLY NASTY NEW VIRUS.
Meet CryptoLocker. It’s your worst nightmare. A lot of antivirus software, including the big names, cannot yet detect or stop it. If your computer gets it, CryptoLocker takes all your files hostage by encrypting them and giving you a certain amount of time to send a certain amount of money to the man behind the virus.
The encryption is very tidy, and so far seems uncrackable (well, crackable, but it might take a couple centuries). If you tamper with the virus itself, it will pretty much self-destruct and take everything with it. And the way the money is transferred, the dick programmer behind it all for the moment is pretty much uncatchable.
YOU CANNOT GET RID OF THIS VIRUS WITHOUT COMPLETELY WIPING YOUR COMPUTER. YOUR ONLY CHANCE IS PREVENTION AND PREPARATION.
Back up your computer to something like an external hard-drive, or even an internal hard-drive that you just take out and stuff away somewhere for safe keeping. Make sure your antivirus is up to date, avoid skeevy sites, and don’t open random emails. DO NOT download email attachments unless you know exactly what it is, because that seems to be how this is primarily being transmitted.
You can learn more about it here.
We’ve actually run into this at work. It’s extremely aggressive and a major fucking pain to get rid of. One of our guys got infected with it and even paid the company whatever fee they charge to decrypt the files, and due to “an error processing the first payment”, ended up double-charging him (no refunds, of course) and is virtually untrackable.
Literally fuck this guy with a cactus. Like, if you see him, offer to introduce him to your little cactus friend in a quite personal and intimate manner. This shit is FUCKING INEXCUSABLE.
Also, bulk up on your virus protection, limit your porn and illegal cartoon-watching and torrents to safe sites, DO NOT OPEN EMAIL ATTACHMENTS UNLESS YOU’RE EXPECTING THEM, and just be careful in general, cause this one is one of the nastiest viruses around.
I wouldn’t reblog a virus alert unless I was dead serious about how bad it is.
Be aware this is totally a real thing. I work in IT at my university, and this basically completely trashed one of our file servers (it WILL encrypt any shared network resources you have access to). Just, don’t download attachments if you’re not expecting them. Don’t do it.
GUYS IT’S REALLY IMPORTANT PLEASE READ AND BE CAREFUL WITH YOUR ONLINE DOWNLOADS!
Just one thing I forgot to add about that virus post, for anyone in IT that’s following me, it will be encrypting files for up to 24 hours before it alerts you. It will create a full list of encrpted files in the user’ registry.
IT PEOPLE: HKCU\Software\Crypto***\Files (*** will eitherbe some numbers, or the word locker, something like that).
EVERYON ELSE: If you think you might’ve goofed, SHUT DOWN YOUR COMPUTER ASAP. Get it to someone that can mount your hard drive and check for the virus for you using the above information.
ADDING TO THIS POST.
8-inch chocolate penis that oozes fondant cream… Fresh mint fondant, Valencia orange fondant, Williams Pear liqueur fondant, Mozart chocolate liqueur fondant, Cointreau liqueur fondant and Irish coffee liqueur fondant.
Okay but is it possible to get the filling colored red? Because obviously the best use for these is to make a gif or video where you’re licking and sucking at one seductively, making bedroom eyes at the camera, and then you BITE THAT MOTHERFUCKER IN HALF AND SHRIEK YOUR VICTORY AS THE DELICIOUS BLOOD-FILLING DRIPS FROM YOUR VICIOUS MAW.
This site scares me so much.
Reblogging because that damn comment
OMG LOL That comment LOL
Level: pro weird